Well. I’m stuck in a room with a lesbian who thinks she knows more about masculinity than Zeus himself.

In ten minutes, she’s told me about the right beer to drink, the right clothing to wear, the right areas of Canada to travel to, and that I should replace my timing belt.

I met this person twelve minutes ago.

Sorry you’re life isn’t that cool, but maybe you should get an education before submitting your unsolicited opinion willy nilly.

Also, I’ll never trust my BMW with someone who owns a fixie they paid $1000 for. Just sayin.

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