…for raining as soon as I get home. It really means a lot to me that you’d take the potential skate season away after dangling it in front of me, but it means a lot to me in a bad way. If you were a person I would chase you to the ends of the earth with criminal intent, but seeing as you are an entire city I’ll have to continue to damn your name under my breath whenever fortune plays out against my best interests.
You know, I thought maybe you could be like Boise, and stay dry and skate-able for at least a little bit.
But then, you never cease to disappoint me.